wolfcifer: You’re walking in the woods There’s no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: gay opera dubstep vampire
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and listens to what the users want and changes things for the good
unlike-the-movies: tumblr europeans have their differences but i think we all agree that the gay vampire should win
swinubuh: When i find myself in times of trouble Greece comes on to me speaking words of wisdom alcohol is free
remusslupin: consultingtimelordsofbelair: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision *tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
littlespacecase: Societal expectations of masculinity Societal expectations to provide for women No long term reversible male birth control Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at Unfair treatment in child custody battles No support for male victims of domestic abuse Media portrayal of married men as weak morons Not men’s issues The...
himaryua: theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a box
fabercastiel: GREECE ARE YOU OKAY
first thought: thor? second thought: oh no it’s just blonde jesus
cmbrbatch: my dash right now: doctor who eurovision people who aren’t from europe confused
isntharrylovely: welcome to europe aka count dracula’s strip club
enjolr-a-s-s: I was actually getting worried that there wasnt going to be any weird songs tonight but thank god for Romania
hummlsmythe: it’s so awkward when you think a country sings in their language and then you realize that it’s just really bad english
omfg what is romania wearing
domsthong: I like how eurovision is being broadcast in australia but not america it’s like no america you’re not invited to our party
*sees everyone talking about eurovision* *finds link* i am glad to have been introduced to eurovision
voila-ce-qui-va-se-passer: lycanandproud: schaudwen: ‘I want this fic, but I do not want to write it: An Opera in three acts’ #I WANT THIS FANART BUT IF I DRAW IT IT’LL LOOK LIKE SHIT: THE SEQUEL I want this gif to be made but i can’t make gifs: the trilogy
calls up friend to see if they’d like to hang out friend says they’ll call later to finalize the plans ‘cos they’re busy atm next day, friend still hasn’t called proceed to debate over whether or not to call/text them for fear of looking needy
reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”) Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this They should be happy most of us...
twisted-sapi0sexual: sonicsea: men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad. hey this is a good and important post
supermishamiga: @LetsGetLostx Misha has confirmed that CASTIEL DOES NOT suffer amnesia
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
doctorbaggins: My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...